Cookies are baked, not cooked. Shouldn’t they be called bakies?

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friend: move you're blocking the view
me: i am the view.
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if i ever get kidnapped: how will i update my blog.
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me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out.
me: so, that's my contribution to society.
me: you're welcome.
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